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Topless Women Walked Around Phoenix Yesterday, and We've Got Pictures to Prove It
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
August 27, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Topless Women Will Be Walking Around Phoenix This WeekendPhoto by Joseph MaddonWhat freedom looks like.Yep, topless women walked around downtown Phoenix yesterday to protest against gender inequality."Go Topless...
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David Schweikert Ads Accusing Ben Quayle of Involvement in Non-Existent FBI Investigation Take an Exit
August 27, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Ben Quayle Accused of Swimming, Which Is a Scandal or SomethingSee also: Ben Quayle Confirms He Was in the Israeli Lake to "Secure a Jar of Water" Photo by...
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Should Stealing From a Child With Cancer Be a More Serious Crime Than Shoplifting?
August 27, 2012 in Valley Fever
Anthony Stuber and Peter Cardinale Stole From a Little Girl With CancerPCSOAnthony Stuber (left) and Peter CardinaleLast week, the Pinal County Sheriff's Office caught the two guys who allegedly stole...
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Paradise Valley Teacher Accused of Sexing Up Student -- With Mom's Approval
August 24, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOJordan Doneskey, probably known to the kiddos as "Mr. Doneskey."The school year just started, but there's already a teacher accused of having sex with a student.This time, it's 26-year-old Paradise...
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Scottsdale Mayor Voted to Give Taxpayer Coin to His Campaign Consultant, Jason Rose, for Polo Tournament Run by... Jason Rose
August 24, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Is the Bloom Off the (Jason) Rose?scottsdaleaz.govScottsdale Mayor Jim LaneThe Scottsdale Polo Championships will be back this fall, thanks to the Scottsdale City Council unanimously approving the use...
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Joe Arpaio Begging George Lopez to Call Him a "Fat Motherf***er," Promises to Stand There and Take It
August 24, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: George Lopez Isn't a Big Fan of That "Fat Motherf***er" Joe ArpaioJoe Arpaio's Comeback to George Lopez: "Go Back to School"samuelsejjaaka.comSheriff Joe Arpaio's star power seems to be...
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"Russell Pearce Is a Nazi," and Five Other Google Opinions on Arizonans
August 24, 2012 in Valley Fever
When you type "why is Arizona" into Google, the search engine provides some of the more popular suggestions to complete your search, like "so hot," "so racist," "so boring," and...
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Anthony Stuber and Peter Cardinale Stole From a Little Girl With Cancer, PCSO Says
August 24, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Dirtbags Steal Donation Jars With Funds for 7-Year-Old Girl With CancerSee also: Dirtbag Who Stole From Girl With Cancer Likes Bud Light Lime PCSO Anthony Stuber (left) and Peter CardinaleAnthony...
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What Will Joe Arpaio Do to Craigslist?
August 24, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Joe Arpaio's Trying to Find Out What He Can Do to Craigslistoopsthereitis.comSheriff Joe Arpaio's sick of this.Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he's "research[ing]"what he can do to Craigslist, after...
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Tom Horne and Bill Montgomery Make Their Move to Nix Arizona's Medical Marijuana Law
August 23, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Bill Montgomery Declares War on Medical-Marijuana LawSee also: Tom Horne: Arizona Medical Marijuana Act Preempted by Federal LawSee also: Sheila Polk Misstates AZ U.S. Attorney's Position on Medical...
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Joe Arpaio's Republican National Convention Role Doesn't Exist, So He'll Be at a Nearby Zoo
August 23, 2012 in Valley Fever
Appropriate Florida attire.Sheriff Joe Arpaio will be in Tampa next week during the Republican National Convention.He's not actually part of the convention, though -- he'll be giving a speech to...
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Daniel Patterson Free From Domestic-Violence Charges, Which Were Part of Ethics Complaint
August 23, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Daniel Patterson Calls it Quits, Resigns From HouseSee also: Ethics Investigators Say Daniel Patterson Has Got to GoSee also: Daniel Patterson Responds to Ethics Complaint dpatterson.blogspot.com Former state Representative Daniel...
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Joe Arpaio's Trying to Find Out What He Can Do to Craigslist After Bestiality Busts
August 23, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Joe Arpaio Warms Up the Typewriter to Complain to Craigslist (as Expected)See also: James Naylor Was Willing to Try a "Hung K9" -- Joe Arpaio's on the Case 123rf.comAfter...
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Reverend Jarrett Maupin Endorses Ben Quayle: "He's My N*gga"
August 23, 2012 in Valley Fever
Reverend Jarrett Maupin (left) with Reverend Al Sharpton.For the second straight election, African-American civil-rights activist Reverend Jarrett Maupin has endorsed Republican Congressman Ben Quayle.Yes, politics aside, the Phoenix Democrat wants...
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Was Delta Right to Kick ASU Student Off a Plane for His Shirt Mocking the TSA?
August 23, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: ASU Student Says He Was Kicked Off Delta Flight Over Shirt Mocking TSA nationalturk.com A Delta plane, similar to the one Arijit Guha was not sitting in on Saturday.Yesterday, we...
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ASU Student Says He Was Kicked Off Delta Flight Over Shirt Mocking the TSA
August 22, 2012 in Valley Fever
UPDATE: Delta's statement has been added below. woot.comAn Arizona State University Ph.D. student says his tee-shirt mocking the Transportation Security Administration led to him and his wife getting kicked off his...
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Jan Brewer Unveils New Plan to Get Rid of Illegal Immigrants (Not Really)
Why the Rest of the Country is Laughing at us.
August 22, 2012 in Valley Fever
OK, so that's not really Governor Jan Brewer explaining her new method of getting rid of illegal immigrants, but it's hilarious.GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney and ousted state Senate President...
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Sean Donahoe's Accused of Punching a Bunch of Children, Knocking One's Teeth Out
August 22, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOSean Donahoe's accused of punching kids.A Scottsdale 10-year-old told police he couldn't say why he no longer had his two front teeth, because his parents told him it was "their...
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David Schweikert Supporters Go Banana-Hammock Shopping for Ben Quayle
August 22, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Ben Quayle Accused of SwimmingSee also: Ben Quayle Confirms He Was in the Israeli Lake to "Secure a Jar of Water"National HorizonDavid Schweikert supporters went shopping for a...
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Umpire Jim Joyce Gives CPR to Diamondbacks Employee, Redeems Himself as a Human Being
August 22, 2012 in Valley Fever
thenewsportsguru.comMLB umpire Jim JoyceUnless you're a huge follower of Major League Baseball, there's probably only one reason you'd know the name of umpire Jim Joyce -- two seasons ago, he...
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Are You Buying Ben Quayle's Israeli Lake Story?
August 22, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Ben Quayle Accused of SwimmingSee also: Ben Quayle Confirms He Was in the Israeli Lake to "Secure a Jar of Water"Photo by Matthew HendleyCongressman Ben QuayleCongressman Ben Quayle...
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"Therapist" Paul Fischer Pleads Guilty to Assaulting Patient, Agrees to Stop Pretending He's a Therapist
August 21, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Therapist Paul Fischer's Counseling Session Included Slapping a WomanSee also: Paul Fischer Case Has More DetailsMCSOPaul Fischer is not a therapist."Therapist" Paul Fischer -- the non-licensed therapist "family...
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Arizona State University's Party-School Reputation Apparently Dead at Age 25
August 21, 2012 in Valley Fever
teamjimmyjoe.comPerfect decor for the ASU campus.After a 25-year run as one of the nation's top party schools, Arizona State University's party-school reputation is likely dead in the eyes of national...
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Ben Quayle Confirms He Was in the Israeli Lake to "Secure a Jar of Water"
August 21, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Ben Quayle Accused of Swimming, Which Is a Scandal or SomethingYouTubeCongressman Ben Quayle.The non-scandal involving Congressman Ben Quayle is even less scandalous than it sounds, according to Quayle's...
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Cathi Herrod Unknowingly Tries to Link Republicans to Family Research Council Shooting
August 21, 2012 in Valley Fever
funnyjunk.comNo one asked for lobbyist Cathi Herrod's opinion on the shooting of a security guard at the headquarters of the Family Research Council, but she gave it anyway.Herrod's the president...
