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Rob Koebel, Ex-ABC 15 Reporter, Out of Another Gig -- Cops Say He Was Peeing Outside an Apple Store
September 10, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Boob's TubeSee also: The Devil's in the DetailsSee also: Below the BeltDo not mess with 1) the Wu-Tang Clan, or 2) Rob Koebel.Police say a man in Wisconsin...
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Arizona Cardinals Defeat Seattle Seahawks; Kevin Kolb Temporarily Replaces Tim Tebow as Football Jesus
September 10, 2012 in Valley Fever
For the last year, people have regarded Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kevin Kolb as so crappy that they're almost serious when they ask if Jamarcus Russell is still a free agent.But...
Arizona Diamondbacks Officially Suck, Lose Yet Another Series to San Diego Padres
September 10, 2012 in Valley Fever
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Did Anyone Pony Up the $10 to Access the Arizona Republic Website?
September 10, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: AZCentral.com Shake-Down: Online Content to Cost $10 a MonthA few hours ago, the Arizona Republic unveiled the gimme money version of its website, azcentral.com.If you don't subscribe to...
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Joe Arpaio's BirtherFest Canceled Due to Crappy Ticket Sales
September 07, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Joe Arpaio, Pat Boone and Teabaggers Galore Hold BirtherFest September 22mariosettino1.blogspot.comWhat your neighborhood birther may look like today.BirtherFest 2012, featuring Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio as headliner, has...
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Foot Believed to Be Human Found in Prescott Valley Turns Out to Be a Bear Foot... Maybe
September 07, 2012 in Valley Fever
firstpeople.usNot a human.What's going on in Prescott Valley, you ask?Well, police are currently trying to figure out who or what is the former owner of the foot that was found...
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Bath Salts: Our Told-Ya-So Moments on "Ban" Continue
September 07, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: "Bath Salts" Bill Still Leaves Concept of "Bath Salts" Legalmarymicrogram.blogspot.comThe Arizona Republic announced in its Thursday edition that its reporters have discovered, "Despite new Arizona law, dangerous bath...
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Jerice Hunter's Bond Set at $500,000 for Alleged Murder of Daughter Jhessye Shockley
September 07, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Jhessye Shockley's Mother Jerice Hunter Arrested for Girl's MurderMCSOJerice Hunter will have to pony up a few bucks to get out of jail.Jerice Hunter's bond was set at...
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Paul Michael Brown's a Sex Offender, Believe It or Not; He's Accused of Exposing Himself Again
September 07, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOSex offender Paul Michael BrownIt may be hard to believe, but the gentleman to our right is a registered sex offender.According to Arizona Department of Public Safety records, 46-year-old Mesa...
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Anyone Surprised Jerice Hunter Is Charged With Murdering Jhessye Shockley?
September 07, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Jhessye Shockley's Mother Jerice Hunter Arrested for Girl's MurderJhessye ShockleyThe Glendale Police Department announced yesterday that Jerice Hunter, the mother of missing and presumed dead 5-year-old Jhessye Shockley,...
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Jhessye Shockley's Mother Jerice Hunter Arrested for Girl's Murder
September 06, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOJerice HunterThe Glendale Police Department has just announced that Jerice Hunter, the mother of missing and presumed dead 5-year-old Jhessye Shockley, was arrested for the murder of her daughter.Maricopa County...
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ATF, Glendale Police Trying to Figure Out Who Bombed a House -- for the Third Time
September 06, 2012 in Valley Fever
ATFIt's this guy.The Glendale Police Department and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives are currently trying to figure out who bombed a Glendale home for the third friggin'...
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Pastor Steven Anderson's Still Nuts, Concerned About Possibly Racist Porno Magazine... National Geographic
September 06, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Pastor Steven Anderson Prays for President Barack Obama's Death See also: Pastor Tells New Times Government Should Put Homosexuals to DeathSee also: This Sunday's Worship at the Faithful Word...
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Mark Matheny, White Supremacist, Allegedly Stabbed His Wife Because She Left Him for "Another Worthless Tweeker"
September 06, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Mark Matheny Accused of Failing to Kill His Wife and HimselfFacebookAlleged wife-stabber Mark Matheny, showing off the swastika tat.Mark Matheny -- the alleged white supremacist who barricaded himself...
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East Valley Tribune Plagiarist Wrote for Several Joints in Town, Including Arizona Republic/12 News, KPHO
September 06, 2012 in Valley Fever
UPDATE, September 7: KPHO responds after the breakSee also: ASU Student Plagiarized Articles for East Valley Tribune and State Pressraquelvelasco.wix.comRaquel VelascoIt turns out that Raquel Velasco, the Arizona State University...
Arizona Diamondbacks Beat San Francisco Giants; Pablo Sandoval Acts Like Large Baby
September 06, 2012 in Valley Fever
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ASU Student Plagiarized Articles for East Valley Tribune and State Press
September 05, 2012 in Valley Fever
spectraspeaks.comThe East Valley Tribune announced today that one of the paper's former interns plagiarized several articles while she was "working" there during the spring semester.The Tribune didn't release the name...
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Abraham Ortega-Leyva Accused of Throwing Away a Whole Lot of Drugs, Along With a Photo of Himself
September 05, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSO A photo of Abraham Ortega-Leyva, similar to the one left with a lot of perfectly good drugs.Here's a tip -- if you're throwing away about a pound-and-a-half of meth, almost...
Mark Matheny, Alleged White Supremacist, Accused of Failing to Kill His Wife and Himself
September 05, 2012 in Valley Fever
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Phoenix Suns Hiring New Gorilla Mascot, College Degree Preferred
September 05, 2012 in Valley Fever
blog.suns.com This could be you.The Phoenix Suns are hiring a new gorilla mascot, a job that has more required skills and duties than you could possibly imagine.Not only does the team...
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Puente's "Undocubus" Riders Arrested Outside Democratic National Convention
September 05, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Puente's "Undocubus" Set to Travel to Democratic National Convention Facebook The "Undocubus" protesters, after being released from ICE custody.Undocumented immigrants who rode across country on the "Undocubus" to protest immigration-related...
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Now Who Has the Dumbest Valley-Related Face Tattoo?
September 05, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Edward Sauceda Has Arizona Cardinals Face Tattoo, Pre-Season DUI MCSO Edward SaucedaWhich alleged criminal has the dumbest Valley-related face tattoo in town?Unfortunately, we've done this poll before, and unfortunately, we...
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Scott Graham Told Cops His Trunk Had Blood and Dead Cat Smell Due to Big Cat Brawl
September 04, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Scott Graham Accused of Mutilating Neighbor's Catokami.buzznet.comThis morning, Mesa police mentioned in a statement to the media that alleged cat mutilator Scott Graham told a "strange story" to...
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Joe Arpaio Now Off to a Farm Near Democratic National Convention for No Relevant Reason
September 04, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Arpaio's Republican National Convention Role Doesn't Exist; He'll Be at a Zoo rockthered.com For just $5, you can go to a farm to listen to the rants of a 16-year-old...
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TheDirty.com's Nik Richie Offers Ben Quayle His Old Gig as Brock Landers
September 04, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Best Alter Ego - 2010: Ben Quayle (a.k.a. Brock Landers)See also: Is Jason Rose Behind "The Dirty" Bomb Dropped on Ben Quayle?thedirty.comAugust 10, 2010.Shortly after Republican Congressman Ben...
