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Jerice Hunter Pleads Not Guilty to Abuse, Murder of 5-Year-Old Jhessye Shockley
September 17, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Jhessye Shockley's Mother Jerice Hunter Arrested for Girl's MurderSee also: Jerice Hunter's Bond Set at $500,000MCSOJerice HunterJerice Hunter's still maintaining her innocence in the in the death of...
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Arizona Cardinals, Football Jesus Kevin Kolb Defeat New England Patriots
September 17, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Kevin Kolb Temporarily Replaces Tim Tebow as Football JesusArizona Cardinals quarterback Kevin Kolb has retained his temporary title of "Football Jesus" for another week, after New York Jets...
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Worst "Bath Salts"/"Spice" Tale From Yavapai County (Part 2)?
September 17, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: "Bath Salts" Tales From Yavapai County, Part 2See also: "Bath Salts" Tales From Yavapai County, Part 1 See also: Bath Salts: Our Told-Ya-So Moments on "Ban" Continue See also: Naked...
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Gary Vogt Identified as Glendale House Bomber; He Was Angry With School District, Feds Say
September 14, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: ATF, Glendale P.D. Trying to Find Out Who Bombed a House for the Third TimeATFAllegedly Gary Vogt, allegedly planting bombs.Gary Vogt, 50, was arrested this morning by Glendale...
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Shane Doan Re-Signs With Phoenix Coyotes (Eat Crow, Dan Bickley)
September 14, 2012 in Valley Fever
UPDATE: As called, Bickley strokes "man who stands for values rarely seen in sports."coyotes.nhl.comIt's a good day for the "Doan smile."The Phoenix Coyotes announced today that captain Shane Doan signed...
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Child Molester Sues for Obama's DNA, Plans to Compare It to Osama Bin Laden's
September 14, 2012 in Valley Fever
israelmatzav.blogspot.com My face when...A convicted child molester filed a mostly incoherent lawsuit yesterday in U.S. District Court here, seemingly asking for DNA samples from President Obama, Osama bin Laden, and Saddam Hussein.The...
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SB 1070 Helper Kris Kobach Takes the Ken Bennett Route on the "Birther" Issue
September 14, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Kris Kobach Gets $300 Per Hour to Advise MCSOSee also: Kris Kobach's Misleading Statements on SB 1070Arizonan at heart, Kris Kobach.Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach has so...
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Bath Salts/Spice Tales From Yavapai County, Part Two: Calvin's Naked Hostage Situation
September 14, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: "Bath Salts" Tales From Yavapai County, Part 1See also: Bath Salts: Our Told-Ya-So Moments on "Ban" ContinueSee also: Naked Men in Tempe High on Bath Salts: Part 1,...
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Joe Arpaio Takes Credit for Creating Five Jobs at Mexican Restaurant (By Having Deputies Arrest Current Employees)
September 14, 2012 in Valley Fever
mahalo.comThanks, Sheriff Joe!Fellow Americans, Sheriff Joe Arpaio has announced that he is taking steps to fix this nation's unemployment crisis, by arresting workers in high-wage fields such as Mexican restaurant...
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Is Mike Stauffer Joe Arpaio's Stooge?
September 14, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Mike Stauffer's Hack West Kenyon: Idiot or Joe Arpaio Tool?See also: Joe Arpaio on the Run from Paul Penzone, Mike Stauffer the Goat in New Poll See also: Stauffer...
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Zacharey Murray Tells Cops He "Missed His Signal" to Stop Masturbating in Trees
September 13, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOZacharey MurrayWhile camping out in some trees and waiting to watch a girl walk home from school for the fifth day and a row, police say 18-year-old Zacharey Murray was...
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Someone Tried to Set at Least 10 Cars on Fire in the East Valley, Succeeded Six Times
Let Me Stand Next to Your Fire
September 13, 2012 in Valley Fever
gclooney.comGeorge Clooney's not involved in this one.If you have a garage, now might be a good time to throw away all that crap you will never, ever need, and park...
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John Todorich, Phoenix P.E. Teacher, Accused of Molesting One Kid, Using Facebook in Attempt to Hook Up With Another
September 13, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOJohn TodorichIf the cops' accusations check out, then Phoenix elementary school teacher John Todorich is one of the creepiest of creepy gym teachers.According to court documents obtained by New Times,...
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Worst "Bath Salts"/"Spice" Tale From Yavapai County?
September 13, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: "Bath Salts" Tales From Yavapai CountySee also: Bath Salts: Our Told-Ya-So Moments on "Ban" Continue See also: Naked Men in Tempe High on Bath Salts: Part 1, Part 2,...
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Jon Kyl Accuses Obama Administration of Apologizing to Embassy Protesters, Goes Straight for the Rape Analogy
September 12, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Jon Kyl's Lies "Not Intended to be Factual Statement"persephonemagazine.comNot intended to be a factual statement ™Attention Senator Jon Kyl's press secretary: please re-send the statement clarifying that the...
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"Bath Salts" Tales From Yavapai County: "That's the Car That Raped My (Imaginary) Daughter"
September 12, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Bath Salts: Our Told-Ya-So Moments on "Ban" ContinueSee also: Naked Men in Tempe High on Bath Salts: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3marymicrogram.blogspot.comIt appears that Yavapai County...
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Ben Quayle's Still in Congress, Still Thinks Obama Sucks
September 12, 2012 in Valley Fever
Ben "Obama Sucks" QuayleAlthough he was defeated in the primary election, Congressman Ben Quayle still has a few months left in Congress.After keeping quiet for a while after his loss...
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Rob Koebel: Ex-Wife Caused Him to Whiz in Public (They've Been Divorced 17 Years)
September 12, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Rob Koebel Was Allegedly Peeing Outside an Apple StoreSee also: Boob's Tube See also: The Devil's in the Details See also: Below the Belt In case anyone cared, Rob Koebel's not...
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Should Jan Brewer Bail on Her Speaking Engagement at the Values Voter Summit?
September 12, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Jan Brewer Asked to Ditch Family Research Council Event Over Its Anti-Gay ObsessionThe Southern Poverty Law Center asked Governor Jan Brewer and others to skip out on an...
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President Obama Still Getting Smoked by Mitt Romney in Arizona Polls
September 11, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Obama Winning Arizona: Not as Dumb of an Idea as People ThoughtSee also: Obama Winning Arizona Sounds Like a Dumb Idea Againpunditkitchen.comThere was a poll that showed the...
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Jan Brewer Asked to Ditch Family Research Council Event Over Its Anti-Gay Obsession (She's Still Going)
September 11, 2012 in Valley Fever
Governor Jan BrewerThe Southern Poverty Law Center has asked Governor Jan Brewer and others to skip out on an event hosted by the Family Research Council because of the group's...
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Go Daddy Says Self-Proclaimed "Anonymous Leader" Didn't Hack Anything
September 11, 2012 in Valley Fever
savagebrothers.blogspot.comHackers: responsible for taking down Jurassic Park, but not GoDaddy.com.A whole lot of websites hosted by Scottsdale-based GoDaddy.com were inaccessible yesterday, and a self-proclaimed "leader" of the hacking collective Anonymous...
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Max Shacknai Death Investigation Will Not Be Reopened, Despite Differing Opinions on Cause
September 11, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Max Shacknai Was Killed, According to Independent ExpertsSee also: Rebecca Zahau's Death Ruled Suicide; Max Shacknai's Death an Accident See also: Jonah Shaknai's Son Pronounced Dead Just Days After...
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How Many Games Will the Arizona Cardinals Win This Year?
September 11, 2012 in Valley Fever
See also: Kevin Kolb Temporarily Replaces Tim Tebow as Football Jesus; Cardinals WinThe Arizona Cardinals are undefeated in the 2012 season, and the big reason for that is because they've...
Dan Whitehead, Ex-Brophy Teacher, Arrested for Alleged Sexual Abuse of Students in '80s
September 10, 2012 in Valley Fever
