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Baby Gabriel Mom Elizabeth Johnson Found Guilty of Three Charges, but Not Kidnapping
October 18, 2012 in Valley Fever
Elizabeth JohnsonNearly three years after 8-month-old Gabriel Johnson was reported missing, the boy's mother, Elizabeth Johnson, was not found guilty of kidnapping. However, a jury did find her guilty of...
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Joe Arpaio's Balking at His Chance to Present "Birther" Info in Court, and Orly Taitz Is Mad
October 18, 2012 in Valley Fever
If, for some reason, anyone needs further evidence of how bogus Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "birther" investigation is, here you go.Orly Taitz, perhaps one of the most well-known challengers to the...
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Pedro Lopez-Marroquin Accused of Offering Up $100 to Kids in Apartment Complex to Have Sex With Him (No Takers)
October 18, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOPedro Lopez-MarroquinPedro Lopez-Marroquin isn't exactly a pickup artist -- according to police, he was just walking around a Phoenix apartment complex with $100 in his hand, trying to get kids...
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Michael Turley Pleads Not Guilty in Terrorist Hoax Video Case
October 18, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOMichael TurleyMichael Turley -- also known as the magician "Gianni" -- pleaded not guilty today to charges related to his alleged role as the director of a movie that was...
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UA Student Paper Sorry About That Cartoon Joking About Blasting a Gay Kid With a Shotgun
October 18, 2012 in Valley Fever
wildcat.arizona.eduAfter seeing an apology about a cartoon on the website of the University of Arizona's student newspaper last night, the Daily Wildcat, we were ready to channel our inner Michael...
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Maricopa County Elections Department's Spanish Error: Simple Mistake or Suspicious Mistake?
October 18, 2012 in Valley Fever
kmpblog.comQuite a few people seem to think it's quite a coincidence that the Maricopa County Elections Department listed the wrong election date on a sparsely distrusted document, but the error...
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Tempe's Naked Burglary Couple Couldn't Get Their Stories Straight, According to Records
October 17, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOAlberto Rosciano (left) and Anthony Gammon were naked together Monday morning.The Tempe men who were arrested after driving around completely naked together after allegedly breaking into a man's car couldn't...
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Tucson Prisoner Stole a Truck and Tried to Escape, but He Just Ran Into a Fence
October 17, 2012 in Valley Fever
ADCHere's Jimmy Odom. He sucks at trying to escape from prison.Convicted murderer Jimmy Odom's attempted escape from a Tucson prison today was pretty lame.Odom's plan, according to the Arizona Department...
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Maricopa County Elections Department Prints Wrong Date in Spanish on a Few Documents; Voter-Suppression Theories Follow
October 17, 2012 in Valley Fever
The Maricopa County Elections Department says a small number of people received a document that listed the wrong election date -- put only in the portion of the document printed...
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Meghan McCain Claims Her Vagina Doesn't Decide Who She's Voting for
October 17, 2012 in Valley Fever
Meghan McCain's vagina: not for voting.Despite the speculation that Senator John McCain's daughter, Meghan McCain, consults her vagina before casting votes -- speculation we assume never existed -- she claims...
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Joe Arpaio Used Campaign Cash to Pay Himself Rent Money
October 17, 2012 in Valley Fever
Joe Arpaio loves the first of the month.A campaign-finance complaint has been filed against Sheriff Joe Arpaio, mostly related to the oodles of cash he's sent over to his campaign...
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Obama Versus Romney, Round Two: Who Won This Debate?
October 17, 2012 in Valley Fever
Willard Mitt Romney (left) and Barack Hussein Obama II.President Obama and Mitt Romney engaged in an event last night that was billed as a "debate," and given the nature of the so-called...
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Tempe Man Catches Burglars and Makes Them Walk Away Naked, but Gets Arrested When Cops Find Live Alligator in His Apartment
October 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
Tempe PDAlberto Rosciano (left) and Anthony Gammon were naked together Monday morning.Anthony Burton is probably the most badass dude in Tempe.Two guys allegedly tried to break into Burton's car, and...
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Kevin Kolb Out for "Unspecified Time Frame"; John Skelton's in Charge Again
October 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
azcardinals.comKevin Kolb -- he's hurt.Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kevin Kolb didn't break any bones during Sunday's loss to the Buffalo Bills, which is probably the only good news the team has...
Jesse Miller Smoked Spice, Says He "Beat the Sh*t Outta" His Baby Daughter. He Was Correct
October 16, 2012 in True Crime Report
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Jesse Miller Smoked Some Spice, and as He Put It, "Beat the Sh*t Outta" His Baby Daughter
October 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOJesse MillerJesse Miller's 1-year-old daughter was taken to Phoenix Children's Hospital yesterday, as Miller explained to a nurse that he "just beat the shit out of [his] baby."According to court...
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Tara Rothlisberg Gets Probation for Chaining Her Uncle to a Bed as His "Caregiver"
October 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSOTara RothlisbergSun City West resident Tara Rothlisberg will be on probation for a few years for her techniques as a "caregiver," which included keeping her elderly uncle chained to a...
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Kyrsten Sinema Doesn't Like America, but Loves Flower Power, According to Vernon Parker Ad
October 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
YouTubeKyrsten Sinema wasn't born yet, but she would've loved the summer of '68.It's not every day that a Republican congressional candidate releases an ad that probably requires the consumption of...
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Are You Buyin' the Poll That Shows President Obama and Mitt Romney "Dead Even" in Arizona?
October 16, 2012 in Valley Fever
President Obama and Mitt Romney are "dead even" in Arizona, according to a poll of the state's voters released this week.The thought of Obama winning Arizona -- which the president's...
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Anthony Crespin Spit in a Cop Car So Much That It Was Out Of Commission for Multiple Days
October 15, 2012 in Valley Fever
Gilbert PDAnthony Crespin has a lot of saliva.How much saliva do you have to unleash inside a cop car to make that car unusable for multiple days?That's probably a question...
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Louis Harper Pleads Guilty in 2010 Murder of ASU Student Zachary Marco
October 15, 2012 in Valley Fever
Tempe PDLouis HarperBoth men charged in the 2010 murder of Arizona State University student Zachary Marco have now pleaded guilty, after Louis Eugene Harper pleaded guilty today to first-degree murder...
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President Obama, Mitt Romney "Dead Even" in Arizona, if Poll Is to Be Trusted
October 15, 2012 in Valley Fever
knowyourmeme.com"Put that in your marijuana pipe and smoke it." -- Some Obama supporter, probably.According to the latest poll of Arizonans, President Obama's ahead of Mitt Romney by two percentage points,...
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Arizona Cardinals Lose to Buffalo Bills; Kevin Kolb Gets Injured
October 15, 2012 in Valley Fever
For once, the Arizona Cardinals didn't come away with a victory in an overtime thriller.It's kind of been expected for the Cardinals to win these types of games, but the...
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Is Joe Arpaio's Fantasy Anti-Paul Penzone Ad a Sign of Sheriff's Desperation?
October 15, 2012 in Valley Fever
In case you missed it, Sheriff Joe Arpaio has finally acknowledged his election opponent, Paul Penzone, by creating a fantasy account of what happened between Penzone and his wife in a...
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David Walker Flew in From Chicago, Went Straight to His Ex-Wife's House, and Allegedly Beat Her Boyfriend to Death With a Baseball Bat
October 12, 2012 in Valley Fever
MCSODavid WalkerDavid Walker flew into town from Chicago early yesterday morning, and was in Phoenix for about an hour before he beat his ex-wife's boyfriend to death with a baseball...
