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Worse Publicity Stunt: Mark Kelly or Diamondback Police Supply?
March 27, 2013 in Valley Fever
Mark Kelly's attempted purchase of an AR-15 rifle.In a battle of gun-related publicity stunts, neither Gabrielle Giffords' husband Mark Kelly nor Tucson gun shop Diamondback Police Supply really proved their...
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Republican Lawmaker John Kavanagh's the Latest Person Targeted With Recall
March 26, 2013 in Valley Fever
John KavanaghFiling petitions to recall politicians is officially "in," now that yet another petition has been filed with the Secretary of State's Office, this one to recall Republican Representative John...
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Daniel Landreth Still Locked Up in Arizona, Despite Texas Head Tattoo
March 26, 2013 in Valley Fever
MCSODaniel LandrethDon't let the map of Texas on top of his head fool you, Daniel Landreth's been locked up in Arizona since 2006.Upon Landreth's release from prison Monday morning, he...
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Mark Kelly Won't Get His AR-15, as Tucson Gun Store One-Ups Kelly in Publicity Stunts
March 26, 2013 in Valley Fever
FacebookMark Kelly, buying an AR-15 rifle.Tucson gun store Diamondback Police Supply found out how to beat the Mark Kelly's anti-assault-rifle publicity stunt -- an anti-anti-assault-rifle publicity stunt.Kelly bought the rifle,...
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Bathroom Birther John Kavanagh Dumps Potty-Cop Bill, Still Wants to Regulate Toilets
March 26, 2013 in Valley Fever
plumbingsupply.comShitter Sergeant John Kavanagh's toilet police badge.Toilet policeman and Republican Representative John Kavanagh has dumped his "bathroom birther" bill, which would have criminalized the use of a public restroom if...
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Jordan Doneskey, Former Paradise Valley Teacher, Pleads Guilty in Student-Sex Case
March 26, 2013 in Valley Fever
MCSOJordan DoneskeyFormer Paradise Valley High School teacher Jordan Doneskey, who was having sex with a 17-year-old student -- with approval from the girl's mother -- pleaded guilty to three charges...
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Worst Phoenix-Area Crime in the Last Week?
March 26, 2013 in Valley Fever
swrnn.comGoing back just about a week, there seems to be quite a few people who (allegedly) committed some very scummy crimes in the Phoenix area.From running over a person with...
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Larry Klayman Sues New Times, Is Really Weird
March 25, 2013 in Valley Fever
Larry Klayman"Birther" attorney and Sheriff Joe Arpaio fan Larry Klayman has filed a federal lawsuit against New Times and our Minneapolis sister paper, City Pages, claiming "defamation."Klayman's lawsuit points to...
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Lane Halona Rapes Woman in Tempe, Passes Out, Gets Arrested, Apparently Kills Himself
March 25, 2013 in Valley Fever
MCSOLane HalonaRather than face the consequences for charges related to the brutal rape of a woman in Tempe, it looks like 23-year-old Lane Halona killed himself this weekend.Halona was arrested...
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Rickesha Burns Accused of Shoving Vibrator Into 2-Year-Old Son's Anus
March 25, 2013 in Valley Fever
MCSORickesha BurnsA Phoenix woman is accused of shoving a vibrator into her 2-year-old son's anus, and doctors told police that surgery will be required to remove it.According to court documents...
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Aimee Butel, Valley Attorney, Accused of Running Over Woman While Driving Drunk
March 25, 2013 in Valley Fever
MCSOAimee ButelA Valley attorney and former Maricopa County medical examiner is accused of running over and killing a woman lying in a roadway while driving drunk, then driving away.Aimee Lorine...
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Genaro Silva Sees Girlfriend With a Guy, Beats Him to Death With Hammer, Sets Him on Fire
March 25, 2013 in Valley Fever
Mesa PDGenaro SilvaSaying that Genaro Silva was upset after finding out that his girlfriend had another guy in her Mesa apartment is an understatement.According to police, Silva's girlfriend was still...
Sex-Abuse Case Filed Against Swim Coach at University of Utah
March 25, 2013 in True Crime Report
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Should Joe Arpaio Apologize for Larry Klayman's Homophobic Idiocy?
March 25, 2013 in Valley Fever
Sheriff Joe ArpaioDue to the fact that "birther" attorney Larry Klayman isn't the best at using electronic mail, and asked if the chairman of the organization trying to recall Sheriff...
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MCSO Gets 4,000 Pounds of Free Weed That Was Left in the Desert
March 22, 2013 in Valley Fever
MCSOMarijuana.If you happened to leave about 4,000 pounds of weed in southern Maricopa County, you're about to be very disappointed.The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office says deputies in a helicopter spotted...
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New York Times Discovers People on Subway Don't Know Much About Scottsdale
March 22, 2013 in Valley Fever
yurfunny.comJust another day on the subway.Reporters for the New York Times rode a subway this week to ask riders about Scottsdale.In the Scottsdale Convention and Visitors Bureau's latest attempt to...
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Cows Break Into Rock Art Sites in Northern Arizona, Leave Thousands of Pounds of Poop
March 22, 2013 in Valley Fever
juanasaourous.blogspot.comForest Service employees at the Kaibab National Forest in northern Arizona spent the last two days picking up more than 4,000 pounds of cow poop -- and they didn't get...
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Princess Drennan's Mugshot Defeats the Purpose of Mugshots
March 22, 2013 in Valley Fever
MCSOHow not to take a mugshot.Believe it or not, there's a purpose to taking someone's picture when they're booked into jail.The preceding sentence appears to have been left out of...
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Larry Klayman Asks If Joe Arpaio Recall Chairman Is a "Homo" Who "Want[s] My Nuts"
March 22, 2013 in Valley Fever
Larry Klayman"Birther" attorney Larry Klayman, who is fighting the recall of Sheriff Joe Arpaio, wants to know if the chairman of the Arpaio recall organization is a "homo" who "want[s]...
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Should Ladajianna Mosley, 15, Really Be Charged With Murder as an Adult?
March 22, 2013 in Valley Fever
Maricopa County Superior CourtLadajianna Mosley, appearing in front of a judge in county jail.A 15-year-old girl faces a charge of murder for allegedly shooting and killing a 17-year-old boy earlier...
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Bathroom Birther John Kavanagh Delays His Toilet-Police Bill
March 21, 2013 in Valley Fever
plumbingsupply.comShitter Sergeant John Kavanagh's toilet police badge.Republican Representative John Kavanagh delayed a hearing on his proposal on his "bathroom birther" proposal, which would criminalize the use of a public restroom...
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Clint Hickman, of Hickman's Eggs, Chosen as New Maricopa County Supervisor
March 21, 2013 in Valley Fever
peddlersson.comA chicken wearing a tuxedo jacket and sunglasses.Clint Hickman, whose family name graces egg cartons in local grocery stores -- the ones with the chicken wearing sunglasses and a tuxedo...
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Ladajianna Mosely, 15, Faces Murder Charge in Fatal Shooting of Sister's Boyfriend, 17
March 21, 2013 in Valley Fever
A 15-year-old girl faces a charge of murder, as an adult, for allegedly shooting and killing a 17-year-old boy earlier this week while she was playing around with a gun...
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Joe Arpaio's Network of "Birther" Buds Raising Cash for Themselves in Name of Recall
March 21, 2013 in Valley Fever
i-mockery.comA publication similar in nature to World Net Daily.Sheriff Joe Arpaio sure has some suckers in his fan base, and you can bet his "birther" pals at World Net Daily...
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Alan Champagne Pleads Not Guilty to Murders of People Found in Backyard Coffin in Phoenix
March 21, 2013 in Valley Fever
MCSOAlan ChampagneAlan Champagne, the man Phoenix police believe is responsible for the deaths of two people found in a homemade coffin in a backyard earlier this month, pleaded not guilty...
